Purim Edition

In late breaking-news, the Referenced Messianic Jewish Review wants to announce a new battle in the Messianic world. The Church of England has sued all Messianic groups to be the sole purveyors of Messianic beliefs under international copyright laws. According to Archbishop of Canterbury Rowan Williams, "Hey, we invented the whole idea of Messianic Judaism-Hebrew Christianity so we could convert more Jews. Now we have the Baptist, Pentecostals and all of these other Christian groups trying to use our idea. As the leader of the Church of England, I refuse to let other Christian groups steal our ideas! I want all the Jews to be Anglican! The rest of Christianity can invent their own conversion methods!"

Southern Baptist Convention President Johnny Hunt countered, "The SBC has clearly paid more money to create Messianic congregations and leaders than the Church of England. Doesn't spending the most money mean something? Besides, the Church of England are like Catholics and Catholics are all going to hell. So tell the Archbishop that he can go to hell, too!"

The author of this article tried to get the Assemblies of God for a quote, but all of the AoG leadership were talking in tongues so no one can actually understand what they were saying.

Happy Purim!